Bam(n)galore

It's just a Joke!! 1. If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap (a.k.a. leash) around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one. 2. In India we drive on the left of the road. In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road. 3. From uncyclopedia: Bangalore: Official language(s)C++, java, perl, python. 4. Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bangalore? A: Follow the traffic rules. 5. "A guy is house hunting in Bangalore. Meets old lady who is potential landlord. The conversation goes thus: Old lady: Where do you work, son? Guy (with an air of pompousness): I work in Infosys. Old lady: Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people. It would appear that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangalore." 6. Bangalore, where PG(Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second. 7. When someone says ...